Candy Identity Crisis

It is a tradition for me to receive a Chocolate Orange in my Christmas stocking. They can be made with dark or milk chocolate, but it must be orange flavoured. That is a requirement; the whole point of the confection that consists of segments shaped like an orange is that is an orange.

Consider, therefore, how I was shocked to the very core of my traditional soul when my niece received a strawberry flavored chocolate orange. Such paradoxes threaten the continuity of the universe itself.

Published in: on 26 December, 2012 at 21:30  Leave a Comment  

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