So Few Lions

I never found the idea of live eternal sat on a cloud plucking a harp an appealing vision of heaven. It would seem that the reality is worse, far worse. I saw a license plate holder on a car today and it said: “The way to heaven – turn right and stay straight”. Assuming the truth of this statement, eternity must be full of reactionary homophobic bigots; not a place to spend any time at all, let alone eternity. I guess they are playing Country and Western music on those harps


Published in: on 9 March, 2009 at 20:04  Comments (2)  

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  1. There are three lions on my shirt….

  2. In US football, an eligible receiver should stay open and be flexible enough to navigate a potentially windy path to the goal. Perhaps this is a better analogy for how one might get to heaven.

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