To add to the known health benefits of coffee, red wine, and dark chocolate, the BBC is now reporting that curry can help treat certain types of cancer. Thus we have a healthy diet of coffee, curry, wine, and chocolate…. yay for science or at least an understanding of science based on popular reporting of isolated studies.
And as a bonus here is a story on the dangers of eating lettuce.
You failed to mention that Beer can also have health benefits. http://www.buzzle.com/editorials/12-23-2004-63330.asp especially when hand-crafted from natural materials and served at the correct temperature.