Another Movie Game

Here is another movie game; summarize the plot of a film or TV show in a way that whilst not inaccurate leaves a rather worrying impression.

BATMAN: Wealthy man assaults the mentally ill.

DOCTOR WHO: Elderly man serially abducts young women.

LORD OF THE RINGS: Midget destroys stolen property.

STAR WARS: A NEW HOPE: Religious extremist terrorists destroy government installation, killing thousands.

STAR WARS: RETURN OF THE JEDI: Handicapped mass murderer kills septuagenarian, is lauded.

GROUNDHOG DAY: Misanthropic creep exploits space/time anomaly to stalk co-worker.

W.: Unspeakable disaster afflicts America. Then terrorists attack.

WIZARD OF OZ: Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first person she meets and then teams up with three strangers to kill again

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  1. BLADE RUNNER. Former cop hunts down frightened robots. Fails to kill most. Has sex with one.

  2. Kudos re: W.


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