I don’t know if you recall those animated singing fishes which were all the rage a few years back? I remember cringing and wondering why anyone would want to buy one. The reaction of a rather eccentric Texan was:
If one singing, dancing fish can be that annoying, what can you say about two hundred and fifty?
He then proceeded to create a very bizarre art car; The Sashimi Tabernacle Choir
I do thing that crushing an old Volvo into a lump of steel would be a far better outcome for the poor car.
From Geeks Are Sexy
“Holy Zarquon Singing Fish” as Zaphod said to Ford upon discovering they were in a cave 10 miles up in the air.